Notes on Fucking Me

I generally make it a practice to not discuss too much about the hookups I’ve had, especially when it might be possible to identify the specific people involved (either they themselves or others who might know them). The exception being those that had some unique elements to them (usually something I thought would make them interesting [read: hot] to my reader demographic). This one will go in the opposite direction, however. I’ve had a couple of experiences that have gone not so well. Or, rather, not as well as I’d have preferred.

And this is not directed specifically at the last guy who fucked me, really. The last two or three I’ve had here in town have all been nice guys. Seriously. That may be part of the problem when you get right down to it. You guys were just all too, well, nice in the bedroom. I want to play with someone who’s not an asshole or a douche, but I also want someone who’s not “nice” in bed.

Those of you who follow me on Twitter know I’ll occasionally put up a tweet asking if there’s a guy in the Miami area who wants to get laid – someone who wants free pussy and a free piece of ass. I know that kind of goes against the grain of being a professional fuck, but hey, I have needs. And while I do enjoy (very much) the pussy I get at home and about, there are times when I just crave a nice hard cock. It’s that simple.

Now, I could go out clubbing or to a bar or something and try to pick someone up. But it just seems so much easier to ask my pool of followers for volunteers. I know I have quite a few from this area, and so long as you aren’t an asshole in your Twitter timeline, and don’t live too far away and can host (either at your house or a hotel you’re paying for), then you at least have a shot. I’ve gotten quite a few replies to each of my tweets, and have hooked up with some nice guys. Nice guys with nice cocks, in fact. The sex has been good, no doubt about that. It just hasn’t been specifically what I was looking for, though.

The problem has been the lack of roughness. When someone e-mails me and says they’re interested in fucking me, the first question I ask them is if they can be “rough” with a woman. Almost invariably, the answer is yes, they “think so.”

Then I explain what I mean by rough. I want my hair pulled, I want my ass spanked hard, I want to be slapped in the face, sometimes I want to be spit on, I want to have my tits slapped, and I want to be thrown around like a wild animal. I want to be bent over the arm of a couch and plowed from behind, and I want to have my throat used like a cunt. I want you to grab my hips and fuck me like you mean it. I want to be sodomized. Sounds like a porno, doesn’t it? Well, that’s the way I like my sex sometimes, and when I’m in one of those moods, I want to be fucked like I want to be fucked.

I’ve had several guys admit they didn’t think they could do all of that. I thanked them for their honesty and moved onto the the next e-mail. I will usually find a guy who says he can do all of that.

The problem is…they often can’t. I don’t know if they’re anxious, scared to go there, afraid to with me specifically, or what. I do know that it is tough for a lot of guys (and women, for that matter) to become physically rough in bed, for a variety of reasons (many of which I’ve discussed at length here on SL). Some guys are just not programmed for that, and some just don’t want their sex that way. I respect all of that. But I would prefer that you be honest with me and tell me if you can’t do it – I understand perfectly if you don’t think you could bring yourself to spit on me. If you tell me you can/will, and then can’t/don’t, though, you really do nothing other than leave me unsatisfied when we’re done, and I don’t think that’s what you want to do (I’d like to hope).

I attribute some of this to the fact that many people don’t understand my concept of the term rough. So, for those of you who, at some point in the future, decide you want to fuck me, let me explain a little about what I am looking for. Consider it a brief set of “notes” on how to do Alexa.

Sodomy: You need to know right off the bat I am going to want to be aggressively sodomized. I don’t mean just put your cock in there and thrust a few times. I want you to grab my hips and pound me like it was your last fuck. I wrote this little fantasy piece for a reason. The orgasms I have when I have a dick in my butt are my most intense, so this is a staple of my sex life. Note that I like to masturbate when you have your cock in my ass, too, and I’m going to have a very earth-shattering orgasm. Don’t let it scare you – just keep fucking.

Face/Throat Fucking: This is probably the second on my list of “must haves.” I love giving vigorous head, and it’s hard for me as the active player to get vigorous enough to where it feels like my face is really being fucked. That’s why it’s important for the guy to grab my head (see the “hair pulling” below) and fuck me, rather than the other way around. Unless my throat is sore (or I’ve had too much to eat! *snort*), this, too, will be a staple of most of my sexual encounters with those who own cocks. I will, of course, suck your cock how you like to have it sucked as well. If you prefer the slower, gentler, Camille Crimson sort of blow jobs, that’s exactly what you’ll get (minus the red hair, of course! Heh).

Slapping: I know it goes against the grain of the vast majority of men to slap a woman, especially in the face. I like having my ass slapped; I like having my tits slapped; I like having my cunt slapped; and occasionally I like being slapped in the face, especially when I’m being fucked in a missionary position. And I don’t mean love taps. Yes, I know it hurts. That’s the whole point. I always brief my partners on my safe words. If it gets to be too much, I’ll use them.

Hair Pulling: What I mean by hair pulling is grabbing a handful of my hair and using it to control my movements, not just grabbing and pulling my hair just to be pulling it. Grab it and force my head down to your cock, then use the handful of hair to control my head while you’re fucking my mouth. Grab a handful of it and use it to leverage yourself as you’re fucking me in the butt as I explained above. And so forth.

Spitting: Sometimes I’m in one of those “dirty” (dirtier?) moods where I want to be spit on, occasionally even in my face. As I’ve indicated before I don’t know specifically why (other than it made me cream when I’ve seen it done in porn), but maybe it has something to do with making me feel like an object that is being used purely for someone else’s sexual gratification. I think this one is actually harder to overcome for most people than the slapping (except for maybe spitting on the genitals when you’re going down on them – guys seem to love doing that!). Do note that I don’t want you to spit in my mouth, though.

Rimming: I never outright ask a partner for this (I’m not going to try to compel someone to stick his tongue in my shithole), but you do get extra credit if you go there, especially as a prelude to sodomizing me.

Eating Pussy: This is the one area where I generally do NOT like really rough action. I do like to have my cunt eaten quite vigorously at times, but not roughly. And if you’re averse to getting your face all messy and covered in Alexa juice, then you probably don’t want to volunteer for this duty – I get really wet.

And, finally, you’re going to need to be a guy who can go multiple rounds (I don’t care if it’s medicinally induced or assisted). If you shoot once and are done, Alexa will not be a happy camper at all.

There are exceptions to this, by the way. I will occasionally tweet just looking for a specific sexual activity. If that’s the case, then you wouldn’t need to worry about all of the other things in the list above.

Now, if you think you can truly do that, and live in the Miami area, follow me on my Twitter account*. Maybe you’ll get lucky when I get in one of my moods. 😉

TheSlut

 

* This piece was written back when I was writing a column for my college newspaper and I had an active Twitter account. It’s no longer there, but I left the reference in the piece here. Sorry.

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One Response to Notes on Fucking Me

  1. Wayne says:

    Most guys I know can not even talk about sex like you described here let alone get into it. I have found that hookups like this as the most enjoyable. The article was well written also. Just made me stumble a bit when the name and town didn’t match your CM profile. You cleared that at the end.

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